Opinion: My Son is Overpowered and Needs to be Nerfed
I have liked my son ever since he came out 18 years ago, and I've been competitive on the parent…
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Doug Francisco — Page 6
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World’s Programmers Vow Not to Rest Until Every App Allows You to Swipe Left into Useless Feature
SAN MATEO, Calif. — Mobile technology programmers laid out plans yesterday to incorporate a feature into every app that would…
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New Ken Burns Documentary Based on Letters Sent Home by Rockstar Employees
Red Dead Development, a new Ken Burns documentary detailing the grueling work conditions at Rockstar during the development process of Red…
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Pizza Hut to Release 7″ Pizza in Record Sleeve
PLANO, Texas — Pizza Hut president Artie Starrs announced this morning via a conference call with shareholders that the restaurant…
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Child Drops Dad Off at Aquabats Show
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local 12-year-old Tanner Allen gave his father Grant a ride to Ace of Spades last night to…
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‘Death’ Longest Section of Punk Legend’s Wikipedia Article
SAN FRANCISCO — The “death” section of the Wikipedia page for punk legend Benny Core is far longer than any…
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Meet the Team of Writers Behind Every Ska Song You Know
OSince the birth of ska in 1997, fans all around the suburbs have been taken with the upbeat hooks and…
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Meet the Team of Writers Behind Every Ska Song You Know
OSince the birth of ska in 1997, fans all around the suburbs have been taken with the upbeat hooks and…
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New Battle Royale Game Allows Gamers to Play as One of 100 Battle Royale Games
IRVINE, Calif. — On Wednesday, video game developer Uncommon Systems announced a new battle royale game Battle Royale: Battle Royale…
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Folk Punk Guy Up Next at Basement Show Asks to Borrow Bassoon
ALLSTON, Mass. — Local musician Doug Robinson attempted to borrow a bassoon last night for his set with folk-punk octet…
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