Tesla Releases Cheaper Model With 5 Second Advertisements Before Letting You Brake
LOS ANGELES — At an unveiling at the Tesla Design Studio, CEO Elon Musk presented a new, cheaper base model…
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Coronavirus Experiences Double-XP Weekend in Re-Opened States
ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are confirming that, following several states’ pushes to reopen,…
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YouTuber Has Almost Enough Subscribers to Quit Day Job
LOS ANGELES — Up-and-coming online celebrity James Corden announced to his YouTube subscribers last night in an update video that…
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‘Nah Nah Nah Boo Boo I’m Invincible’ Claims Child on Playground After Abusing I-Frames From Dodge Rolling to Cut Line at Recess
LEVITTOWN, Pa. — Local nine-year-old Eddie Honda allegedly jumped from second-to-last to the very front of the recess line yesterday…
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21 Savage Now PEGI 18 Savage
ATLANTA — Rapper She’yaa Bin Abraham-Joseph, previously known as 21 Savage, officially changed his moniker to “PEGI 18 Savage” in…
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Hoarders Episode Explores Man Who Owns Two Different Years of Madden
LONG BRANCH, N.J. — A recent episode of A&E’s show “Hoarders” profiled Chad Waites, a gamer with copies of both…
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Congress Attempts to Reboot Government in Safe Mode
WASHINGTON — Members of the newly-inaugurated 116th Congress of the United States are already facing a fresh challenge: rebooting a…
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Can’t Wait for Neon Genesis Evangelion on Netflix? Try These Five Must-Watch Mecha Anime
Neon Genesis Evangelion, heralded as one the most influential animes of all time, is coming to Netflix. Securing proper Western…
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