Internet Punk Calls Himself Out Just to Be Safe
BATON ROUGE, La. — Internet savvy punk Jody Tucker called himself out this morning “just to be safe” for a…
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Neglected Wii Controller Hurls Itself at Flatscreen TV
PORTLAND, Ore. — A Wii controller that has sat sedentary for the past nine years hurled itself directly at it’s…
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Dad Reviews Skyrim: “How do I move?”
Hundreds of hours of dangerous adventure, amazing discovery, and enchanting exploration. I just wish I could have seen that instead…
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NFL Wife Incorrectly Marks Herself “Safe” on Facebook
TAMPA, Fla. – Ellen Hayes, wife of Tampa Bay Buccaneers linebacker Ralph Hayes, marked herself “safe” on Facebook last week…
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Supreme Court Ruling Allows Punk Bands to Cover Pop Music
WASHINGTON — The U.S. Supreme Court handed down a landmark decision yesterday preserving the rights of punk bands to cover…
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Broke Roommate Somehow Still Ordering Records Online
AUSTIN, Texas – Local man Justin Duffy ordered over $900 worth of records so far this year from an online…
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Sara of Tegan and Sara Starts Side Project Called ‘Sara’
CALGARY, Alta. — Just months before her scheduled appearance at High and Low Festival singer-songwriter Sara Quin, of famed indie…
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Major Tech Startup Can’t Make Living From Music, Either
BERLIN — Skeptical parents everywhere were vindicated last week when slow growth and staff cuts at international music startup SoundCloud…
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Total Pussy Won’t Do Drugs Because They “Tore His Family Apart”
MILWAUKEE — Thomas Hannigan, a 22-year-old with a family history of addiction and psychological disorder, is acting like a “complete…
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Guy Wearing White Oakleys Probably Knows a Couple People in Miami
BOSTON – The guy at the end of the bar wearing a gold necklace and brand-new, white Oakley sunglasses, who…
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