“I Like This Song!” and Other Signs That a Drake Track was Ghostwritten
It’s 2025 and after over a decade of unchallenged mainstream hegemony, your hatred of Drake has been vindicated. Look, we…
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Chad Kubrak
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Top Democrats Ask Netanyahu if “We’re Still Friends” After Trump Victory
WASHINGTON — House minority leader and top Democrat Hakeem Jeffries asked Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu if they are “still…
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Wow, This White Rapper Raps Really Fast! But Not Fast Enough to Get a Bar Off Before I Skip the Song
To the white guy wearing Jordan 1 mids while holding dual-citizenship in Tech N9ne’s DMs, it’s time for us to…
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Nikki Haley and Ron DeSantis to Debate Whether Slavery Was Good or Never Happened
DES MOINES, Iowa — Republican hopefuls Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley are expected to make slavery a big topic for…
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