When it comes to family, I have always seen myself as the alpha lion leading his pride. And as such, I don’t have time to listen to whiny liberals and family members complain about my parenting style, which is to be as hands-off as possible until I beat them for touching my truck. Annoyingly, though, my ex-wife thinks raising our children to be emotionally distant bullies is a bad thing just because our therapist told her so.
But the lion does not concern itself with the opinions of sheep, nor does it care about losing custody of its children.
Lions are providers, and I will continue to provide for my family even if that means having to do it from a cheap studio apartment with supervised visits on weekends. What my brainwashed sheep of an ex doesn’t understand is that providing can manifest itself in different ways, like taking all the money we set aside for the family vacation and investing in a MAGA store in rural Pennsylvania. Even she has to admit that was a pretty good two-week run.
As you can see by the tactical vest and sunglasses I bought from Amazon, I am radiating the vibe of someone who’s not to be fucked with, and that I am no longer burdened with my kids asking for hugs and reassurance that I love them. This body is 100% empathy free and will remain so as long as I don’t get dragged into family court again for making my progeny sleep on the floor without blankets again. Have any of you seen a pride of lions prowling the savannah, tearing apart lesser creatures just to sleep in a bed? Exactly.
Last time I checked, the female lions were the ones hunting for food and raising the cubs, while the males provide safety and defend their territory. So no, I’m not going to heed anyone’s calls to keep my guns unloaded and locked away. That’s exactly what my enemies want me to do, specifically, my kid’s new stepdad.
So next time you ask me how my kids are doing, just remember that they don’t speak to me and I don’t give a shit. Unless they finally wake up and join me in eating an all-raw-meat diet and sliding into the DM’s of OnlyFans models, they can waste their lives in a “safe and nurturing environment”. Fucking pussies..
