BRANSON, Mo. — A family of four was evicted from the home of twelve years due to a Democrat hoax that fooled the family into believing they were no longer able to afford their mortgage, sources who definitely know what the S&P 500 Index is confirmed.
“I just can’t believe the Democrats would stoop this low in making it seem like we don’t have enough money to sustain our standard of living anymore. Trump really needs to put a stop to this hoax,” said Dave Silverson, father of two. “We’ve lived here since 2014 and never had a problem making our payments back then, but now, suddenly, with the Democrats not controlling the Senate, Supreme Court, or presidency, they’re somehow able to make us think that everything actually is more expensive and we can’t afford it anymore. How deep does this conspiracy go?”
Silverson’s wife Emma says the family now having to move into a small apartment isn’t the only hardship the Democrat hoax has given them.
“When I go to the grocery store now, it’s like this hoax follows us. I remember when Biden was president and how expensive food actually was back then, but now we’re being tricked into thinking that the prices are actually higher now. And obviously that can’t be true since Trump said everything is cheaper since day one of him being president,” said Emma. “Not only that, but gas stations are hoaxing us with prices that are well over three dollars, but again, that can’t be true since Trump very clearly said they are now a dollar ninety-eight. Nice try, Demo-rats.”
Fox Business reporter Maria Bartiromo says families like the Silversons across the country are falling victim to this financial ruse perpetuated by politicians on the left.
“I think it’s a disgrace what the radical left is doing to the hardworking Americans, making them believe the economy is falling off a cliff,” said Bartiromo from her five-story townhouse on Central Park. “If you look at the stock market, it keeps going up and up, and if there’s one thing economists can all agree on, it is that people with no means of investing who are living paycheck to paycheck are definitely benefiting from the top 1% accumulating even more wealth from perceived value to shareholders.”
At press time, Dave Silverson said he can’t believe how terrible his Obamacare coverage is and wishes he could go back to being on the Affordable Care Act.
