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Man in Body Wash Aisle Debating Whether He Wants to Smell Like Wood or Stone

Matt McInerney • December 29, 2024

BOULDER, Colo. — Local man Turner Eaton was seen standing in the soap aisle of CVS, debating whether to purchase…

Friend Asking Around For Wood Like It Grows on Fucking Trees

Peter Clark-Deutsch • February 26, 2019

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Novice Settlers of Catan player Jason Meyers reportedly made repeated pleas for wood from his fellow players…

Sony Approves Settlers of Catan Movie Budget of 8,000 Wood, 9,000 Sheep, 4,000 Ore, 5,000 Wheat, 9,000 Brick

Ella Gale • November 10, 2017

LOS ANGELES — Sony has approved a substantial budget for the upcoming Settlers of Catan movie, after much deliberation over…