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Valorant Player a Disappointment to All His Friends in Real Life Too

John Danek • July 23, 2020

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen continues to frustrate his friends with a total lack of awareness and poor…

Apparently the Only Way to Get a ‘Valorant’ Key Now Is to Click On This Article

Kevin Flynn • May 10, 2020

LOS ANGELES — In a totally surprising turn of events that we’re just as surprised about as you are, Riot…

Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be Different

Andy Holt • May 1, 2020

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen, who has sucked shit at every single video game he has ever played,…