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Winter is coming back to Michigan. The stench of the dogfood factory won’t leave your clothes. But at least Oasis is back together! Time to…
Another week has passed you by, and you’ve done nothing to expand your worldview. Namely, in the field of new music. Your friends are worried…
Unless it’s your wedding, most receptions suck worse than running out of vegan protein powder on leg day. Sure, a wedding reception presents endless opportunities…
There are plenty of things I enjoy in life, but nothing gives me quite the thrill of feeling smart because I caught a reference. And…
Father’s Day is here again, which means you’ve likely had to endure classic rock for all the parts of the day you weren’t teaching the…
Well here we are again. It’s Sunday, the thought of having to go back to work tomorrow makes you want to put your head in…
With the exception of Nas, Eminem, Jay-Z, and MC Hammer, “Weird Al” Yankovic is the best rapper of all time, and we will travel to…
The rare three day weekend is upon us, and judging by your employment history, this is likely a more common experience than it’s made out…
Yet another lifeless week has passed you by without fanfare. While you’ve tried to keep a cool head about it, you feel your relevancy and…
Another week, another endless onslaught of new and terrifying music. We know you don’t have the time to sift through it all, so we’ve dropped…
Hey there! I see that you’re about to release a new track, so I thought I’d offer some words of wisdom. Your last song did…
Some say ‘music is life itself,’ and if they’re judging it by yours they are essentially saying ‘music is the most boring and depressing thing…
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