SEATTLE — Adorable old english sheepdog and total noob, Pancakes, blew the only slot in his extremely limited inventory on a single frisbee, disappointed sources…
AUSTIN — Frustrating employees and other patrons and holding up the line behind him with his questions, a local gamer asked a Chipotle employee taking…
SUNWELL PLATEAU, Quel’Danas — Eyewitnesses in the popular online multiplayer game “World of Warcraft” reported that local Human Paladin, Atherillon, managed to replace his current…
KATONAH, N.Y. — Local pop-punk band Infinite Abyss is running dangerously low on copies of their debut record Lowest Plateau, with a mere 9,994 LPs…