Jordan Breeding
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SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS — Professors at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft admit they’re struggling with teaching students remotely via Zoom several months…
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LONDON — In what fans are calling the most pathetic example of Michael Bloomberg’s viral campaign advertising, Harry Potter author…
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Owen Crowlie
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LONDON — A recent Pottermore update will now require users to upload pictures of their genitals in order to confirm…
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John Danek
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This is a really great shop you have here, you know? I love stopping at Into the Woods Literature to…
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Kiel Lewis
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ATLANTA — Local Harry Potter fan and self-described “Gryffindor,” Daniel Wells, decidedly fails to live up to the courage associated…
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WHITMAN, Mass. — Local punk Bobby Deitz was disappointed last Friday by the Hardcore Sorting Hat, which placed him into…
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Patrick Coyne
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BOSTON — Popular fantasy author Rick Riordan announced via Twitter today that his character Percy Jackson is a pansexual fuck…
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Dan Kozuh
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LONDON — ‘The Boy Who Lived’ and now-famous Auror Harry Potter has reportedly been inundated by donation request owls from…
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CJ Hernandez
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LONDON, U.K. — In a controversial Tweet this morning, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling revealed that you, the reader, have…
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Dustin Meadows
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Tom Waits was born in the back of a boxcar in 1890, the son of a feral dog and a…
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