Peter Casciato											
										
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										MUSHROOM KINGDOM — In an attempt to save himself from certain death by walking directly off a platform, a local…									
									
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										MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Plumber and noted loner Mario Mario has reportedly missed multiple verbal and nonverbal cues from Princess Peach,…									
									
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												M.J. Amory											
										
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										LOS ANGELES — FOX announced today that celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay would spin off his popular Kitchen Nightmares TV series…									
									
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												Jeremy Kaplowitz											
										
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										MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Mario Mario, an illegal immigrant to Mushroom Kingdom from Italy, tore down a Bowser flag today after…									
									
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												Ted Kindig											
										
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										Not your king, huh? Grow up. Quick question: are you a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom? And is there a…									
									
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