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Man in Body Wash Aisle Debating Whether He Wants to Smell Like Wood or Stone

Matt McInerney • December 29, 2024

BOULDER, Colo. — Local man Turner Eaton was seen standing in the soap aisle of CVS, debating whether to purchase…

Air Conditioner Water Dripping on Crust Punk’s Head Technically Counts as Shower

Chris Bowen • August 16, 2022

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local crust punk Ben "Diggz" Cooper asserts that the steady drip of a window-mounted air conditioner he…