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Hello, my name is J.D. Vance, and I am running for Vice President of these United States, but that’s not what I’m here to talk…
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There’s an old saying: many a man doth take his lord for a fool, but he who mocks his lord works hard, and he who…
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It’s a new week filled with new trends and recently rediscovered ways to overuse outdated terminology in an effort to appear intelligent on the internet.…
You rebel, you. Doing your thing in the sun. Blithely walking through life undisturbed. Tossing your hair without care. Sounds like you’re having a “brat…