Well folks, it’s been another week filled with rapidly decreasing sunlight and gross moldy leaves that remind you of your own fleeting mortality. Nobody likes…
Yikes! Is your relationship on the rocks — or fully over — right when you were supposed to be dressing up for Halloween to show…
HARTFORD, Conn. — Attendees at a recent performance by goth band Choking Ghost were admitted at a discount provided they brought a donation in the…
Feel Old Yet? The Demon Goat Guy on the Cover of Venom’s “Black Metal” Just Had His 4,078th Birthday
Feel Old Yet? The Demon Goat Guy on the Cover of Venom’s “Black Metal” Just Had His 4,078th Birthday
Who’s got two horns, helped to spearhead the first wave (and only true wave, for my money) of black metal and just hit the big…
WASHINGTON — The minds behind the much-reviled Project 2025 announced new plans to capture ecological superhero Captain Planet and his trusty Planeteers in order to…
Do you have a mass of cells in your reproductive organs that you need to stop from replicating but live in a state that withholds…
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local punk Roxy Molloy reportedly invited guests to bob for cigarettes at her annual Halloween party at DIY venue The Sharp,…
Every Fall I watch you normies get all excited that “spooky season” is here once again. That means it’s time for you to put up…
LOS ANGELES — Local blitzed music executive at RCA Records repeatedly contacted Mariah Carey’s camp to collaborate on a new single called “All I Want…
CHICAGO — A basement venue known as Mouse Kingdom is quickly gaining a reputation for their great lineups of local molds, sources Googling if they…
I’m not saying it should cost an arm and a leg to make your home festive for Halloween. All I’m saying is that skeleton decorations…
DAVENPORT, Iowa — Local software firm Blackstone Limited is celebrating the diversity of the employees losing their jobs in a round of brutal layoffs, politically…
You can only refer to your spouse as Pinhead so many times. “It’s not a cute nickname!” she says. If only she understood this was…
OAKLAND, Calif. — Local punk venue Lost Star announced that it would be honoring the life of recently deceased scene legend “Rabid” Robbie Johnston by…
Life is full of little embarrassments. Toilet paper on your shoe, forgetting a co-worker’s name, eating an entire bowl of fake plastic fruit in front…