Well folks, it’s been another week filled with rapidly decreasing sunlight and gross moldy leaves that remind you of your own fleeting mortality. Nobody likes…
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Do you live in a swing state and wish you were dead from the relentless election ads? Skip all that shit (after filling out your…
Ah, the 1900s! A time before Spotify, YouTube, smartphones, and daily school shootings. A simpler time. A more innocent time! Anyway, let’s get to the…
So, you’re out with your goth partner on a crisp autumn night, spade in one hand and their cold, beautifully pale hand in the other.…
The original “Twilight Zone” series is a gold mine of memorably traumatic plot twists, thirty-year-old men who look like sixty-year-old men, and some of the…