Hunter R. Thompson
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CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. — Twenty-eight year old Liam Glasser, secretly loathed by his friends and loved ones for failing to make…
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Grant Mulitz
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WASHINGTON — According to a nationwide survey conducted by the Pew Research Center, an overwhelming 85% of Christians do not…
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Grant Mulitz
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NEW YORK — Using words like “pro,” “premium,” and “racing-style,” sources have confirmed that the black 2015 Chevy Camaro with…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — Democratic National Committee officials are reportedly scrambling to fix their Vote Blue Matter Who campaign now that it…
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Owen Crowlie
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SAN FRANCISCO — With only a week left before their deadline, a group of stressed, chain-smoking developers of the new…
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LD Wallace
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I strongly believe in artistic expression and the freedom of ideas. However, the balance of our society is far more…
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Mo Mozuch
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Isaac Newton famously said, “what goes up, must come down.” What Mr. Newton didn’t know, however, is that what comes…
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Chandler Dean
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local woman Misty Barnhart was reportedly displeased when she realized that her boyfriend Luis Pratt is backward-compatible…
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Mark Roebuck
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LAS VEGAS — Alleged Democratic Presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg has reportedly exploited a cheat code which converts his collected funds…
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