Jeremy Kaplowitz
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AUSTIN, Texas — Wiping tears from his eyes at a recent press conference, SpaceX CEO Elon Musk revealed that the…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — A local man’s iPhone disagrees with its owner that his Amazon Alexa is listening to him…
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Andy Holt
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LONGVIEW, Wash. — Gamer cryptologist Emma Donovan claimed she saw Bigfoot in the woods this morning, but was only able…
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Kevin Flynn
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WASHINGTON — In an effort to bolster the strength of the nation’s internet infrastructure, Acting FCC Chairwoman Jessica Rosenworcel issued…
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Andy Holt
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SAN FRANCISCO — Twitter reached an important milestone this month, celebrating the 15 consecutive years that founder Jack Dorsey has…
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Chandler Dean
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EARTH — The entire world was devastated to learn Friday that, because of a general oversight on humanity’s part, the…
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Kevin Flynn
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SAN FRANCISCO — Following a string of community controversies, the popular gaming website Twitch unveiled a new harassment policy aimed…
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Kevin Flynn
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LONDON — Handsome young socialite Dorian Gray announced today that he’ll be distributing the digital rights to a one-of-a-kind portrait…
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Collin Preciado
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OLMSTED FALLS, Ohio — Local man Eric Anderle has reportedly received hundreds of promotional emails from Mexican-inspired fast food chain…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — Following the successful landing of the rover Perseverance onto the surface of Mars, NASA has launched a probe…
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