Mark Roebuck
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August 19, 2020
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Darcy Martin, an alleged superfan of original video game soundtracks, has revealed that he has never actually…
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Joe Tilleli
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August 19, 2020
ICA FACILITY (LOCATION UNKNOWN) — Agent 47, professional assassin, expressed great relief today at the cold hard fact that every…
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Joe Tilleli
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August 18, 2020
WASHINGTON — Democrats in Congress have urged the President Donald Trump to include the hashtag “#Ad” when promoting any private…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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August 18, 2020
Holy shit you guys. Apparently 343, the company known for making the Halo games after Bungie moved on to Destiny,…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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August 17, 2020
MILWAUKEE — The Democratic National Committee has granted Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a “speedrun” slot at tonight’s convention to show off…
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Joe Tilleli
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August 17, 2020
CHICAGO — 27-year-old Jimmy Pryor downloaded the popular party game Overcooked 2 onto his Nintendo Switch which he shares with…
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Collin Preciado
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August 16, 2020
ST. LOUIS — Local boyfriend Evan Rowe revealed to his girlfriend, Kate Loar, that he knows the name of the…
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CJ Hernandez
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August 16, 2020
PORTLAND, Ore. — Police and federal troops have reportedly abducted enough protesters to upgrade their unmarked vans with a variety…
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Mark Roebuck
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August 15, 2020
SEATTLE — In response to the escalating tension between Apple and Epic, masses of angry gamers have taken to the…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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August 15, 2020
LOS ANGELES — Epic Games has furthered their legal battle with Apple by releasing a video featuring John Hodgman and…
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