Jeremy Kaplowitz
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AUSTIN, Texas — Wiping tears from his eyes at a recent press conference, SpaceX CEO Elon Musk revealed that the…
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Kevin Hufe
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CHICAGO — In anticipation of the upcoming 2022 release of Splatoon 3, first-time player Bryan Skritcherson has begun the long…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — A local man’s iPhone disagrees with its owner that his Amazon Alexa is listening to him…
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Andy Holt
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LONGVIEW, Wash. — Gamer cryptologist Emma Donovan claimed she saw Bigfoot in the woods this morning, but was only able…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LAS VEGAS — Conspiracy theorist Andrew Hawkins has recently been taken aback by how much he has gotten right in…
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Mark Roebuck
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TUCSON, Ariz. — A seven year old PlayStation 4 that has been making more and more noise has reportedly grown…
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Dan Kozuh
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NORTH SALEM, N.Y. — Professor Charles Xavier, headmaster at Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, is reportedly at a loss…
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Owen Crowlie
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What is art? Is it something that makes you feel? Is it something you sell to rich weirdos so they…
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Kyle Erf
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A controversial new investigation into the supply chain buttressing the extremely popular sport of Kart Racing sparked…
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Ed Smith
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TOKYO — A former MMA champion officially withdrew from an international martial arts competition yesterday after a brutal mauling from…
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