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Devoted Christian Donald Trump Asks Priest “What’s That Black Shit on Everyone’s Forehead?”

March 5, 2025

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump attended Ash Wednesday service at St. John's Episcopal Church, Lafayette Square, where he reportedly asked…

Korn Fan Begrudgingly Admits Band Peaked With the First 50 Seconds of “Blind”

January 27, 2025

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Local Korn fan Floyd Brennan recently admitted that the band hit its peak approximately 50 seconds into…

Help! I Tried To Disarm Someone With a Smile and Ended Up Getting Stabbed 12 Times

December 30, 2024

Today was definitely not the greatest day I’ve ever known. It started like any other day: the sun was shining,…