9 Ways To Ask Your Super To Fill Your Holes That Don’t Sound Like What I Just Said
So it finally happened, huh? There’s a hole in your apartment. Wall, sink, tub, floor, it could be any of…
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Opinion: Grandmas Are Chill Until You Remember They’re the Person Who Fucked up Your Mom
Everything was chill. I sat with my Grandma, knocking back a five-year-old tin of Christmas popcorn and flipping through family…
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I Ate a Handful of That Potpourri We All Want To Try in Our Aunt’s Living Room and Here’s What Happened
You can’t tell me you haven’t wanted to grab a handful, shake it around in your palm, and toss it…
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10 Amazon Finds That Won’t Replace The Polly Pocket Airplane You Wanted As A Child, But Might Numb The Pain For A While
I want to preface this by letting you know it actively pains me to address the topic of the original…
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How To Condemn the Chiefs Team Name While Still Wanting Travis Kelce To Kiss You Gently on the Neck
Two things keep us Kansas City folk up at night—The Chiefs team name and Travis Kelce’s raw sexual prowess. I…
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Grew up Listening to Wilco? You May Be Entitled to an Apology From Your Dad
Have you always had the itching feeling your Dad is going to leave your Mom for Jeff Tweedy? Did you…
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