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Tyler O'Neil

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Meshuggah Tabs Revealed to be Morse Code Distress Signal from Guitarist

June 28, 2017

RIVERBANK, Calif. — Meshuggah’s latest album The Violent Sleep Of Reason is riddled with hidden Morse code distress patterns from…

Amazon Echo Hasn’t Heard Band Man Requested yet, Will Definitely Check Them out Though

May 26, 2017

CHESTERBROOK, Pa. — Local suburbanite Tristan McNamara grew frustrated with his new Amazon Echo when it failed to recognize a…

Vegan Boyfriend to Surprise Vegan Girlfriend on Valentine’s Day with Vegan Chocolate

February 14, 2016

PHILADELPHIA – Valentine’s Day is a time-honored American holiday, and as couples nationwide nervously search for the perfect gift for…