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April 13, 2025

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Local rap-rock band Antagonyze released their latest single “Cop Kisser” which they say should act as a…

April 12, 2025

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Popular conservative influencer Jake Fowler intends to “own the libs” by spending two months in a notorious…

April 10, 2025

WASHINGTON — President Trump announced a new program to help boost ICE enlistment numbers by promising to forgive any debt…

April 5, 2025

WASHINGTON — Local sex worker Jasmine Lawler is facing years behind bars after being labeled a domestic terrorist because she…

March 30, 2025

SAN DIEGO — Members of the indie rock group Pinback celebrated after their song “Penelope” was once again named the…

March 25, 2025

SAN FRANCISCO — Developers behind the encrypted messaging app Signal updated their terms of service to forbid users from organizing…

March 24, 2025

VANCOUVER, Wash. — Your former high school bully, and current Washington State Trooper Adam Wisk, surprised veteran members of the…

March 22, 2025

WASHINGTON — Members of the House of Representatives passed an increasingly rare bi-partisan bill that will set aside money to…

March 15, 2025

BRAUNAU AM INN, Austria — Democratic Congressman David Eastlund of Nevada bent the rules of time and space as we…

March 3, 2025

SAN ANTONIO — Local metalhead Spencer Leggieri is reportedly being scouted by multiple pizza shops across the city in hopes…