Sony Announces Cool Ranch PS4
LOS ANGELES — SONY Entertainment along with DORITOS revealed the latest iteration of their popular console — PlayStation 4: Cool…
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FDA Issues Recall of 300 Tons of Raw Denim
NEW YORK — The U.S. Food and Drug Administration recalled nearly 300 tons of raw denim earlier today after multiple…
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Woman Who Just Moved to Austin Excited to Complain About SXSW for First Time
AUSTIN, Texas — Recent Austin transplant Kimberly Meeks is eager to complain about her first South by Southwest every chance…
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Home Depot Closes as Cops Crack Down on DIY Spaces
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa -- Law enforcement officials permanently closed the long-running Cedar Rapids DIY space Home Depot today, despite the…
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Crust Punk Promises Humans Will Squat On Mars by 2025
CHICAGO -- Prominent crust-futurist Mark “Musky” Long gave a brief press conference today to promise a crust punk will squat on…
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New Issue of Cometbus Mostly Perfume Samples
BERKELEY, Calif. - Excitement turned to disappointment this week as zinesters across the United States received a brand new issue…
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Rage Against The Machine’s Tom Morello Confirms It was a Fax Machine
RESEDA, Calif. — Tom Morello, guitarist and founding member of iconic rap/rock band Rage Against the Machine, confirmed once and…
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None of the Reunited Misfits Recognize Drummer
CHICAGO -- With the reunited Misfits fresh off a successful debut at Riot Fest Denver, fans attending the upcoming Chicago…
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Nation Outraged After Punk Refuses to Stand for Pennywise’s ‘Bro Hymn’
SAN DIEGO — 19-year-old punk Macy Sanders created a firestorm of controversy when she reportedly refused to stand during Pennywise’s…
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Thousands of Homes in Danger as Out of Control Farmer’s Market Moves East
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - Federal Fish and Wildlife Service officials warned today that thousands of homes and tens of thousands…
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