Every 3 Inches of Blood Album Ranked Worst to Best
If you have been unfortunate enough to visit the YouTube comments of the video of any given metal band, you’re…
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Every Deicide Album Ranked Worst to Best
In a way, we’re thankful to whoever tried to ram Christianity down Glen Benton’s throat during his childhood, as the…
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Crust Punk Enters “Only Listens to Hank Williams” Stage of Lifecycle
PITTSBURGH – Local crust punk Eric Gorski reportedly entered the stage of his life in which he only listens to…
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Opinion: Show Me in the HOA Laws and Regulations Guide Where It Says I Can’t Hang “Audition” Themed Halloween Decorations Outside My House
OK, when I decided to buy a home in this community, I thought I’d enjoy a little bit of freedom…
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Lifelong Metalhead Enters Third Consecutive Decade of People Assuming He Listens to Rammstein
BOULDER, Colo. — Local metalhead Theo Cordin entered the third consecutive decade of his friends and family assuming he was…
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Real Life Frank Grimes? This Millennial Has Worked Hard His Entire Life and Has Literally Nothing To Show for It!
There are few television shows among millennials that resonate as much as “The Simpsons,” and we all have somebody in…
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Every Carcass Album Ranked Worst to Best
When you hear mention of extreme metal, what comes to mind? Death? Destruction? Gore? How about conventional medical terminology? If…
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Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them
WASHINGTON — Ohio senator and vice presidential hopeful J.D. Vance is enjoying a high favorability rating from men who misconstrue…
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“Did Edward Scissorhands Perform His Own Circumcision?” and Other Questions We Were Planning To Ask Tim Burton Before He Walked out of Our Interview
Here at the Hard Times, it’s not like we get to interview a film visionary very often. We’re just a…
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Metalhead Shows More Conviction Arguing About Superiority of Dio-Era Black Sabbath Than He Did Arguing for Custody of His Own Children
ADDISON, Vt. – Metalhead Adam Brockford showed more conviction arguing with a stranger about Black Sabbath outside the Addison County…
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