5 Great Podcast Ideas for Senators Who Just Don’t Feel Like Doing Their Jobs
UGH, constituents, am I right? Constantly asking you to do things like legislate on their behalf and act in their…
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I’m the Nu-Metal Ice Cream Truck Driver From Coal Chamber’s Self-Titled Album Cover, and I’m Pleased To Announce My New Expanded Menu
Nu-metal really was a fantastically underrated genre, and society has suffered from it not being in the mainstream for the…
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Death Metal Guitarist Adds Beautifully Melodic, Neo-Classical Solo to Song About Necrophilia
WATERVILLE, Maine — Lead guitarist Lloyd Weil of band Visceral Stench surprised his bandmates by adding an unbelievably intricate solo…
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Wall of Death Resumes After Peace Talks Fail
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A particularly violent wall of death during an Exodus concert continued after peace talks failed to reach…
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Now He’s Gone Too Far: Vladimir Putin Just Said “Diabolus in Musica” Is Slayer’s Best Album
Few leaders are as internationally reviled as Russian president Vladimir Putin. Whether he’s unlawfully invading his neighboring countries or meddling…
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Democrat Reflexively Replies “Stop” to Text From Friend Asking for Five Bucks
LA CROSSE, Wis. — Local Democrat Kevin Forrester automatically responded “STOP” to a friend’s genuine request for financial help after…
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Five Mercyful Fate Songs You Need To Listen to Now That You’ve Accidentally Touched the Crucifix on the Wall of Your Grandmother’s Living Room
Ew, gross! You just got off your grandmother’s couch while you were visiting her and you accidentally brushed against the…
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Pantera Mosh Pit Also Serves as Cop Team-Building Activity
BURGETTSTOWN, Pa. — The mosh pit at a concert by popular metal band Pantera doubled as a team-building activity for…
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New Member of Slipknot Told to Look Busy Until the Boss Finds Something for Him to Do
DES MOINES, Iowa — Newest member of Slipknot Brett Francese found himself struggling to look busy during his first day…
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Audio Engineering Mixup Results in Two-Minute Sound Clip From “Steel Magnolias” Being Included in New Mortician Song
LAS VEGAS — A sound clip from 1989 film “Steel Magnolias” was accidentally used in the beginning of the song…
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