Opinion: I Liked Turnstile Better Before They Were Born
Turnstile used to play real hardcore, man. I don’t know what happened to them. People like to call out their…
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Metalhead Lets Down Ponytail, Takes Off Glasses, Gets a Little Uglier
CINCINNATI — Metalhead Tim Grant took off his glasses, let down his ponytail, and shook his hair out, only to…
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Iron & Wine Fan Visibly Winded After Hearing Song at 100BPM
PHILADELPHIA — Avid Iron & Wine fan Kyle Bennet was recently seen panting in exhaustion after listening to a moderately-paced…
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Viagra Boys Rushed to Hospital After Set Persists for More Than 4 Hours
SAN FRANCISCO — Swedish crankwave band Viagra Boys were rushed to Zuckerberg General Hospital after their latest performance exceeded four…
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