Shane Pauker, Author at HARDTIMES

December 4, 2024

CINCINNATI — Metalhead Tim Grant took off his glasses, let down his ponytail, and shook his hair out, only to…

November 30, 2024

PHILADELPHIA — Avid Iron & Wine fan Kyle Bennet was recently seen panting in exhaustion after listening to a moderately-paced…

November 27, 2024

SAN FRANCISCO — Swedish crankwave band Viagra Boys were rushed to Zuckerberg General Hospital after their latest performance exceeded four…