Sarah Cortina, Author at HARDTIMES

December 20, 2025

NEW YORK — New York Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani revealed that plans for his mayoral term will include providing shitty local…

December 3, 2025

My name is Sebastian, and I’m a multihyphenate. I’ve actually had many multihyphenate titles ever since I learned what multihyphenate…

November 29, 2025

SMYRNA, Ga. — A beloved billboard in a Georgia suburb made waves following a recent display of pro-life messaging, confirmed…

November 24, 2025

GORHAM, Maine — A local punk squirrel known as Slip Nutz was found stuffing his cheeks with Wintergreen Zyn pouches…

August 17, 2025

Guys, I need to be honest. I’ve been in a creative slump, and nothing seems to be working. I’ve been…

August 9, 2025

Look, I’ve done some things I’m not proud of in this life. We all tell little white lies to get…

August 7, 2025

MADISON, Wis. — Local loser Jim Perkins reportedly found his DUI from two beers kind of embarrassing, confirmed sources who…

July 15, 2025

BUSHWICK, N.Y. — Bushwick child Avery Bridgerton reportedly acted quite cagey when questioned on the playground about how they could…

January 6, 2025

PALO ALTO, Calif. — A new report out of Stanford University reported that 70% of the average punk’s hydration is…

December 9, 2024

AUSTIN, Texas — Local project manager Jason Butler is positive that advances in AI won’t threaten his employment, where he…