Guys, I need to be honest. I’ve been in a creative slump, and nothing seems to be working. I’ve been…
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Look, I’ve done some things I’m not proud of in this life. We all tell little white lies to get…
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MADISON, Wis. — Local loser Jim Perkins reportedly found his DUI from two beers kind of embarrassing, confirmed sources who…
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BUSHWICK, N.Y. — Bushwick child Avery Bridgerton reportedly acted quite cagey when questioned on the playground about how they could…
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — A new report out of Stanford University reported that 70% of the average punk’s hydration is…
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local project manager Jason Butler is positive that advances in AI won’t threaten his employment, where he…
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CHICAGO — Local pooch Hamburger is reportedly hiding under his home’s kitchen table from Fourth of July fireworks, not due…
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Pride month is almost over, and you might be wondering how I celebrated these past few weeks. Well, I did…
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SAG HARBOR, NY — Justin Timberlake announced his next album will be about how the popular alcoholic beverage Long Island…
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WASHINGTON —The Department of Education announced that next year's FAFSA application will be simplified to only ask students “Do you…
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