Dude Will Not Shut Up About Being Stabbed Five Minutes Ago
TACOMA, Wash. — Local dude Grant Brentfield wouldn’t shut the hell up about being brutally attacked with a knife just…
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Interpol Announces Plans to Take off Sunglasses
NEW YORK — Perennially vogue indie group Interpol announced plans to finally remove their sunglasses after 28 years, confirmed sources…
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Tragic: This Villain Just Launched Into A Musical Number But His Henchmen Clearly Don’t Know The Choreography
When you see a car accident it’s tough to look away. You know you might see something that could haunt…
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Bouncer Casually Lets Giant Wooden Horse Through
OMAHA, Neb. — Mason Asghar, the head bouncer at local club Arroz Con Pollster, recently let in an enormous wooden…
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