How to Pad Your Resume by Simply Stealing an Eagle Scout Patch
The job market is absolutely brutal right now. And when you’re someone like me, who doesn’t have a “bachelor’s degree”…
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Noah Dominguez
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New Black Flag Members Mostly Just There to Help Greg Ginn Uninstall His Abundance of Browser Toolbars
AUSTIN, Texas — Aging Black Flag founder and lead guitarist Greg Ginn mainly hired a bunch of Zoomers to be…
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Punk-Designed Chrome Extension Stops Google From Asking You If You Want to Kill Yourself Every Time You Look Up “Suicidal Tendencies”
SEATTLE — Punk web designer Priscilla Prange published a new Chrome extension that stops Google from asking if you want…
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Punk Really Needs You to Understand He Hates Hippies in a Jello Biafra Sort of Way, Not a Ronald Reagan Sort of Way
BERKELEY, Calif. — Local punk Charles “Chuck” McCoy is adamant that everyone knows his hatred for hippies stems from a…
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Opinion: No, I’m Telling You, I Just Have To Stay Up All Night So I Can Go To Bed Early Tomorrow and That’ll Fix My Sleep Schedule Forever
I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve never had a great relationship with sleep. I think it started when…
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“Home Movies” Characters Ranked by How Likely They Are to Vehemently Defend Crowdkilling
If you were a kid in the early 2000s who often stayed up a little too late watching Cartoon Network…
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