Matt Husser, Author at HARDTIMES

July 13, 2025

WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance was reportedly left sitting on the curb for several hours today after President Trump…

July 11, 2025

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Second Amendment enthusiast Greg Browner reportedly sprang into action today after the advice “only a good guy…

July 6, 2025

WASHINGTON — Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. today declared his plans to live for eternity after stuffing his…

July 6, 2025

There are a few rules I live my life by: a balanced diet is a slice of pizza in each…

July 4, 2025

Ah, the Fourth of July: the day we celebrate George Washington conquering thousands of commies back in biblical times to…

June 29, 2025

WASHINGTON — ICE unveiled a new recruitment ad today that was just Saliva's “Click, Click, Boom” playing at an insanely…

June 27, 2025

WASHINGTON — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. dismissed a potential smallpox outbreak today by telling HHS staffers not to…

June 19, 2025

ITHACA, N.Y. — Elite private institution Bournestown University released a new campus brochure today touting the diversity of the college's…

June 14, 2025

WASHINGTON — President Trump kicked off his birthday parade today with a 21-gun salute fired into a crowd of 'No…

June 8, 2025

GREENVILLE, N.C. — Jimmy “Mr. Beast” Donaldson announced plans to expand his empire into the pharmaceutical market with new Plan…