LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Second Amendment enthusiast Greg Browner reportedly sprang into action today after the advice “only a good guy…
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WASHINGTON — Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. today declared his plans to live for eternity after stuffing his…
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There are a few rules I live my life by: a balanced diet is a slice of pizza in each…
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Ah, the Fourth of July: the day we celebrate George Washington conquering thousands of commies back in biblical times to…
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WASHINGTON — ICE unveiled a new recruitment ad today that was just Saliva's “Click, Click, Boom” playing at an insanely…
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WASHINGTON — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. dismissed a potential smallpox outbreak today by telling HHS staffers not to…
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ITHACA, N.Y. — Elite private institution Bournestown University released a new campus brochure today touting the diversity of the college's…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump kicked off his birthday parade today with a 21-gun salute fired into a crowd of 'No…
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GREENVILLE, N.C. — Jimmy “Mr. Beast” Donaldson announced plans to expand his empire into the pharmaceutical market with new Plan…
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WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance lashed out at working-class Americans today criticizing their inability to pull themselves up by…
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