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Kenny Rohrbacher

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After Decades of Speculation, Scientists Prove Existence of ‘Street Fighter 1’

January 13, 2020

LOS ALAMOS, N.M. — Thom Mason, director of the Los Alamos National Laboratory, announced today they have finally unearthed definitive…

Inside the Grueling Three-Hour Workday It Took to Create Sonic ’06

August 12, 2019

PC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console Gamer

October 7, 2018

TOLEDO, Ohio — Local gamer Clint Lowe recently discovered through the 23andMe genealogy service that he has approximately 20% console…

Team Ninja Invents One-Handed Controller for Dead or Alive Xtreme Franchise

September 7, 2018

TOKYO — Yosuke Hayashi, president of famed software developer Team Ninja, announced the production of a new controller specifically designed…