Famous Authors Ranked by Their Ability to Front a Successful Metal Band
It's often hard to define the metal genre, it's vast, with hundreds, if not thousands of sub-genres of which nerds…
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“King of the Hill” Characters Ranked by their Likelihood of Starting a Dark Ambient YouTube Channel
“King of the Hill” is the greatest animated sitcom not invented by Matt Groening, and even when we take that…
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Every The Beatles Album Ranked Worst to Best
You might not know this, but before they were part of Wings and the Plastic Ono Band, Paul McCartney and…
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Every Death Album Ranked Worst to Best
Death metal is only called death metal because it sounds like the kind of metal Chuck Schuldiner invented (at an…
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Every Godspeed You! Black Emperor Album Ranked Worst to Best
If you like your electric guitar-oriented instrumental rock with a side helping of dense orchestral arrangements and sizzling crescendos and…
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Every Gorguts Album Ranked Worst to Best
Gorguts does not have a bad album. Luc Lemay is a musical genius and an extreme metal icon. We’d be…
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Every Cattle Decapitation Album Ranked Worst to Best
As has already been established in this very publication, Cattle Decapitation is the furiously-misanthropic, environmentally-conscious, and stunningly-virtuosic tech-death/grindcore band of…
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Every This Will Destroy You Album Ranked Worst to Best
This Will Destroy You is perhaps the quintessential instrumental post-rock outfit of the 2000s. They play shimmering, guitar-driven compositions, they…
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Five Finger Death Punch Signature Guitar Pedal Calls You “Woke Groomer Lib” if You Try to Turn Down Compression Level
LAS VEGAS – Patriot Sound Technologies unveiled their latest pedal collaboration with Five Finger Death Punch guitarist Zoltan Bathory, which…
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Every Russian Circles Album Ranked Worst to Best
Russian Circles is one of the most reliable workhorse bands in all of indie metal. They’re 99.9% instrumental, they eschew…
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