Water in Shitty New Game Looks Beautiful
AUSTIN — Early reviews are indicating that “Adventures of Slappy,” a newly released action/adventure game, has horrible controls, ugly characters,…
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Nintendo Gearing up for Holiday Season by Destroying Any Remaining Stock
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo is preparing for the upcoming holiday season by making sure every remaining game and console are destroyed,…
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Tony Hawk Undergoes Dangerous Skin Pixelation Surgery to Become More Recognizable
ENCINITAS, Calif. — Pro skateboarder Tony Hawk has reportedly had every inch of his body surgically pixelated in an attempt…
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LEAKED EMAILS: Solid Snake Confided in Aides He Has No Idea What’s Going on Anymore
SHADOW MOSES ISLAND, Alaska — Classified emails intercepted by hackers today reveal Solid Snake to be completely and utterly lost…
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