Sharon Osbourne Says Ozzy Still Has 10–20 Good Shows Left in Him
LOS ANGELES — Sharon Osbourne believes that her recently deceased husband Ozzy Osbourne still has enough juice in the tank…
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Dry Hump Rash Spreads Through Christian Music Festival
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Health officials working the medical tent at the popular Living Flesh Music Festival have confirmed reports of…
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Metalhead Carefully Considers Answer For Doctor’s “How Many Drinks Per Week” Question That Won’t Send Him To Rehab But Won’t Make Him Look Like A Loser
DENVER — Local metalhead Nick Landon, 35, carefully considered his answer after his primary care physician asked him how many…
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New Amazon Prime Series Explores Alternate American Timeline Where David Lee Roth Never Left Van Halen
LOS ANGELES — Streaming giant Amazon Prime announced today the upcoming release of "I’m The One," an alternate-history series that…
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Once Obscure Dr. Seuss Book “Oh, The Ways You’re Fucked!” Popular Gift for Graduating Seniors
NEW YORK — Random House Children’s Books official reissue of the long-dismissed 1991 Dr. Seuss manuscript “Oh, The Ways You’re…
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Harvard Asking Around To See If Anyone Knows Any Good Lawyers
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Administrators at Harvard University are currently reaching out to everyone in their network and asking if anyone…
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Friend Suggesting the Table Order Some Apps to Share Evidently Doing Pretty Fucking Well for Themselves
SEATTLE — A casual dinner amongst old friends at The Prissy Duck took a turn Friday night when apparent nouveau…
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Punk Mom Takes Kid to Merch Table to Shop for School Clothes
BALTIMORE — Local mother and lifelong punk Sherri Dalton reportedly brought her 11-year-old son to a DIY concert this weekend…
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Unwashed Sex Toys Just Piling Up in the Sink
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local couple Jordan Meyers and Alexis Carter reportedly left their unique collection of used sex toys ignored…
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Sports Fans and Metalheads Find Common Ground Around Drinking in Parking Lots
CHICAGO — Local baseball fans and metalheads discovered that they shared an affinity to drink in parking lots, while one…
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