Rip-off Alert! $23 Sandwich Leaves You Hungry 4-6 Hours Later
Greetings, thrifty eaters, it is I: your Gourmand Guardian, here with more reviews on living well, and eating better! Today,…
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Man Who Still Thinks Garth Brooks and Chris Gaines Are Different People Worried About Children’s Media Literacy
IOWA CITY, Iowa — Suburban father Tyler Rainey expressed frustration over children’s lack of media literacy, despite firmly believing country…
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Friend Who Brags About How Little Sleep He Needs Losing His Shit Again
SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local man Timothy Kroeger reportedly lost his shit again despite bragging about how little sleep he…
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News Media Struggling To Report Why Gunman Targeted Wealthy CEO Instead of Lashing Out at Immigrants or Women
NEW YORK — Media outlets are still scrambling to give comprehensible coverage of what they are calling the most baffling,…
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“Great American Baking Show” Cancelled After 6th Mass Shooting
LONDON–The "Great American Baking Show" came to an ignoble end after a record-shattering sixth mass-shooting struck the Pinewood lot in…
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Opinion: These New Fans Keeping the Thing I Love Financially Viable Are Just the Fucking Worst
You know what really pisses me off? These Johnny-Come-Latelys who show up in this fandom that me and my friends…
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25 Best Metallica Songs to Listen to Before You Get Blackout Drunk and Ruin Your Family’s Thanksgiving Dinner Again
There are only so many ways to get out of a Thanksgiving dinner with your family, and since the lockdown…
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