New ‘RPG Maker’ Update Quietly Deletes Program One Week After Install
SANTA ANA, Calif. — The latest update to RPG Maker MV will improve the title by quietly deleting it for…
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Punk Sales Associate Refuses to Start Shift Until Store Fills Up a Bit
ERIE, Pa. — Punk sales associate Courtney Cruz is refusing to start her six-hour shift at Target until the store…
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Man Celebrates Another Year of Favorite Music and Movies Becoming Less Relevant
LANSING, Mich. — Local man Jerry Schmidt celebrated his birthday yesterday, and with it, another year of his favorite music…
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New Amazon Echo Chamber Validates Your Shitty Opinions From Any Room in House
SEATTLE — Amazon’s “Echo Chamber,” a next-generation smart speaker, will enable reaffirmation of users’ most dreadful opinions from anywhere in…
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Badass English Teacher Assigns Van Halen’s 1984
PITTSBURGH — High school English teacher Dennis Schneider disregarded yesterday’s lesson on George Orwell’s dystopian classic 1984 in favor of…
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Bush Didn’t Do 9/11, but They Made ‘Machinehead’ and That’s a Close Second in My Book
Listen here, delusional nutjobs. I’m a truth-seeker, a human lie detector, a call-em-as-I-see-them… er. So when I see people blaming…
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Crust Punk Candidate Vows to Decrease Jobs
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Crust-punk presidential candidate Leo “Swamp” Marsh revealed plans today to slash employment opportunities during an impassioned campaign…
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Noam Chomsky’s Commentary Going Over About Just as Well in Phantasy Star IV as in Real Life
MOTAVIA — Renowned linguist and political activist Noam Chomsky has discovered that the people of “Phantasy Star IV” have demonstrated…
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NetherRealm Studios Apologizes for Poorly Timed “Sub-Zero Fatality” Tweet
CHICAGO — Mortal Kombat developer NetherRealm Studios issued an apology this morning for a tweet on the company’s official feed…
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Dad Says Gateway Computer Is Yours If You Ever Need It
VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Suggesting you “could definitely put it to good use,” your dad reminded you this morning that…
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