Badass Eagle Gets Wimpy Nerd Tattooed on Wing
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local badass eagle and body modification enthusiast Mordechai flummoxed friends and family last week by getting a…
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These Cops Should Expect to Be Assaulted If They’re Gonna Go Out Dressed Like That
Last night I went to the first gathering I’ve been to in the months and it was amazing! Everyone there…
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Opinion: I’m Not Like Those Gun Toting Militia Maniacs, I’m Just in This Forest Preserve to Suck off Some Strangers
The other day I’m down in Pioneer Forest Preserve minding my own business, doing my thing. Next thing you know…
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Quiz: Anal Cunt Song Title or Harry Potter Quote?
The Harry Potter series has produced some of the most popular and beloved epic novels and films in history. Likewise,…
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Insane Clown Posse Announce Inaugural “Distancing of the Juggalos”
DETROIT — Citing growing health concerns, Insane Clown Posse’s Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J announced yesterday the first ever…
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