Punk ASMR Creator Holds Microphone Up to Bandage Slowly Peeling Off Skin
MINNEAPOLIS — Paige Gerbert, known as online creator ASMR Pope Hammer, posted a viral video on her YouTube account titled…
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Local Man Fatally Shot at Bus Stop Can’t Believe That Online Death Calculator Quiz From 1998 Was Right
PORTLAND, Ore. — Noted music scene advocate Sean Burton was fatally shot in an incident identical to a prediction made…
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Shitty Cloud Doesn’t Even Look Like an Animal or Nothing
MINNEAPOLIS — The appearance of an unremarkable cloud in the sky enraged pedestrians in Uptown, prompting a police response in…
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Scurvy-Ridden Band Plays Extra Shitty in Hopes Someone Throws Fruit on Stage
MINNEAPOLIS — Local punk band Slice planned to play exceptionally shitty to trigger audiences to throw fruit at them in…
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The Heavy Hand of Government Is Only Good When It Does Things I Like
I’m a typical American. I like my THC-infused beverages cold, my mac-and-Cheetos burgers hot, and my government wielding its awesome…
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Punk Guitarist Gets Pre-Denial Offer From Credit Card Company
MINNEAPOLIS — Baxter Lenin, guitarist for Ketamine Chainsaw, recently received a “pre-denial offer” in the mail from Capital One, confirmed…
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Trump Calls for Reparations for Families Who “Lost Their Workers” on Juneteenth
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump marked Juneteenth, the federal holiday created in 2021 commemorating the end of slavery in the…
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