Dad Thinks a Hard Day’s Work Is Pretty Punk Rock If You Ask Him
LAFAYETTE, La. — Local husband and father Harold Walsner insisted this morning that putting in a full eight hours of…
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Andy Holt
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Designing Video Games is Hard Work, But the Millions of Angry Players Make It All Worthwhile
I’ve sacrificed a lot to become a game designer at a major studio. I have spent long nights staring at…
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Trumpet Player Stuck in Traffic Turns Shitty Ska Band Into Okay Punk Band
ORLANDO, Fla. – Terrible local ska band Honk Republic transformed into a halfway-decent punk band late Monday night, when their…
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Libertarian Wins Debate With Imaginary Girlfriend
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Local libertarian Peter Murphy faced off against and won a rousing debate last night against his radical,…
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Carrie Fisher’s Performance in The Last Jedi Is a Victory for Dead People Everywhere
Hollywood has made some pretty progressive strides in the last few years. The wage gap between actors and actresses is…
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Wireless System Gives Guitarist Freedom to Suck All Over Stage
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Bobby “Fingers” Randall, lead guitarist for The Horny Wombats, acquired a PowerTone WRV-189 Digital Wireless System…
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Promoter Cancels Daughter’s Birthday Party Due to Low Ticket Sales
ALBANY, N.Y. — Local punk show promoter Steve “Froggy” Fordham cancelled his teenage daughter’s birthday party this morning due to…
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Guy Alone at Show Physically Unable to Uncross Arms
COLUMBIA, S.C. — Fans attending a punk show at the Screaming Lizard last night encountered a solitary male whose arms…
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One Dead, One Missing in Game Boy Battery Compartment
ATLANTA — Local college student Gina Morris came upon a terrible atrocity inside her Game Boy Color this morning, where…
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Band Performs Sold Out Show for Eight Scalpers
HOUSTON — The Hungering Lamps played to a sparse crowd of eight ticket resellers at the Lone Star Theatre last…
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