The Hard Times Guide To Tricking Your Summer Fling Into Listening to Pulp
Ah, summer is in the air, and so is opportunity - the opportunity to meet someone new and exciting, and…
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Amy Currul
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Quiz: Are You Guys Dating or Is He Just Using You for Your Air Conditioning?
Was that a date, or just a friendly hang? Should you delete Hinge, or is he just casually giving it…
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Whoops! I Heard Daryl Stuermer’s Solo on “Easy Lover” and Now I’m Horny in the Grocery Store
There I was, minding my own business, walking through the frozen food aisle at Stop & Shop, when the sweet…
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Help! I Fell in Love With a Drummer and Now I’m in a Record Store Explaining to the Cashier Why Carter Beauford Is the Best Musician in Dave Matthews Band
Love makes us do crazy things — run through airports, hold up boomboxes, and sometimes even willingly hang out on…
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Opinion: I Respect Your Choice To Have Kids, so Long as You Admit My Child-Free Lifestyle Is Way Cooler Than Yours
With inflation on the rise, climate change increasing rapidly and the second Trump presidency underway, many millennials aging well into…
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Israel’s Punxsutawney Phil Predicts Six More Weeks Of Genocide
TEL AVIV — IDF soldiers and fellow genocidal maniacs alike were excited to witness Israel’s version of Punxsutawney Phil seeing…
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Scene Kid Who Was Conceived At First Warped Tour Cannot Afford To Attend 2025 Revival
ORLANDO, FLa. — Young fans of the legendary Warped Tour are frustrated to find that tickets for the 2025 revival…
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Opinion: I’m The Drunkest Patron In This Bathroom Line So I Should Get To Pee First
It’s been a long night of drinking, meaning we have inevitably reached the point where my bladder has caught up…
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