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Month: October 2024

143 stories found

Concerned Cardiologist Still Attempting to Explain to Math Rock Guitarist That Arrhythmia Isn’t a Good Thing

Neel Bhakta • October 1, 2024

CHICAGO — Exasperated cardiologist Dr. Everett Johnston is struggling to explain to his math rock guitarist patient that an arrhythmia,…

Inspiring: This Man is Willing to Do Anything for Custody Besides Be a Good Father

Dom Turek • October 1, 2024

In a heartbreaking but all too common scene, a hardworking father adds a completely respectful amount of whiskey to his…

National Archives Releases Documents Proving the Smashing Pumpkins’ “Tonight, Tonight” Moon Landing Was Faked

Sidney Conant • October 1, 2024

WASHINGTON — The National Archives released an overwhelming collection of previously classified documents this morning proving that the moon landing…