Look, we all know that hardcore singers are held to unrealistic beauty standards. The pressure to look good on stage can be high in an industry that replaces the veterans with hot young guys so fast it’ll make your shaved head spin. So in an effort to show frontmen that their #flaws are nothing to be embarrassed of — here are 10 hardcore frontmen with and without makeup!
Ray Cappo of Youth of Today with makeup.
Ray Cappo without makeup. WOW!
Rick ta Life with makeup.
Rick ta Life without makeup. Lol hxc oi.
Jessie of Hoax with makeup.
Jessie of Hoax without makeup. Wow, his forehead looks different!
John Brannon of Negative Approach with makeup.
John Brannon of Negative Approach without makeup.
HR of Bad Brains with makeup.
HR of Bad Brains without makeup.
Pat Flynn of Have Heart with makeup.
Pat Flynn of Have Heart without makeup, shape-shifted into a reptilian overlord secretly pulling the strings of the straight-edge world. WOW!
Aaron Bedard of Bane with makeup.
Aaron Bedard of Bane without make up. DAMN!
Walter Delgado of Rotting Out with makeup.
Walter Degado of Rotting Out without makeup.
Rodger Miret of Agnostic Front with makeup.
Rodger Miret of Agnostic Front without makeup. . . ????
Henry Rollins with makeup.
Henry Rollins without makeup, apologizing for a column he wrote.
16 Comments
Chud Fusk
February 4, 2015
Thank you, thehardtimes.
Birdman
February 4, 2015
worst article ever
Tiny L
February 4, 2015
Damn’ this article was wack. Quality over quantity man, and this ain’ quality
I’m really not sure why this article was written. If hardcore frontmen had some sort of proclivity towards make up, it might make sense – but they don’t, so I’m left staring at the screen, waiting to “get it”.
I’m surprised that so many people don’t get how funny this is—I like ’em all.
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Thank you, thehardtimes.
worst article ever
Damn’ this article was wack. Quality over quantity man, and this ain’ quality
hard times makes my day, everyday! SO FUNNY!
I’m really not sure why this article was written. If hardcore frontmen had some sort of proclivity towards make up, it might make sense – but they don’t, so I’m left staring at the screen, waiting to “get it”.
I can’t believe some people don’t get this satire! HILARIOUS.
The Rollins one made my day. oi! From Bremerton
Hilarious!!
This WordPress has got to be my favorite one I’ve found so far!
hahahahahhahahahahahha…. especially rick ta life and ray cappo
humor, people. it’s available everywhere, usually free of charge.
I especially like the Rollins / Morisey
There must be a ton of hands going over peoples’ heads. It’s satire in the degree of ‘click-bait’.
ahahahaha 🙂
HR will always kick asz
Fucking hilarious.
I’m surprised that so many people don’t get how funny this is—I like ’em all.