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Opinion: Pikmin 3 Deluxe Re-Release Comes Just in Time to Teach Children the Value of Mass Sacrifice

Pat Cavanaugh • September 6, 2020

Our nation’s schools are facing a crisis — not a crisis of health, but a crisis of fear. Parents, misinformed…

Olimar Insists Red Pikmin are “Virtually Immune” to Drowning

Jeremy Kaplowitz • August 8, 2020

PNF-404 — Captain Olimar insisted to a group of red Pikmin today that they need not worry while trying to…

Olimar Running Out of Tiny Coffins

Doug Francisco • March 13, 2019

DISTANT PLANET — At this week's mass funeral of some 614 Pikmin, Captain Olimar of the Hocotate Freight Corporation came…

Our Interview with a Red Pikmin Who Escaped Captain Olimar’s Sex Cult

Zach Higgins • September 4, 2017

For years, Captain Olimar has been seen as a beloved hero by the people of Hocotate for his ability to…