Fellow citizens, let me ask you a question: how many bananas do you have in your possession right now? Do you feel that you have…
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WASHINGTON — According to a nationwide survey conducted by the Pew Research Center, an overwhelming 85% of Christians do not accept the scientific truth that…
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