Jeremy Kaplowitz
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PYONGYANG — North Korea’s mother has demanded that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un give his little sister Kim Yo-jong a turn…
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Yesterday we launched a new Twitter account called Can You Violate The Geneva Conventions that acts as a catalog of violatable…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Quarantined Manhattan resident Jesse Whittle is reportedly replaying Spider-Man on the PlayStation 4 just to remember what…
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Mark Roebuck
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DONKEY KONG ISLAND — The price of a wooden barrel containing Diddy Kong, beloved friend and sidekick of Donkey Kong,…
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ATWATER, Ohio — Following a recent days-long conference focused on the COVID-19 outbreak held in Helsinki, Denmark, members of the…
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BIG SKY ISLAND — Residents of a single-island community in the remote ocean are defying the government’s orders for social…
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Joe Tilleli
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MIAMI — Controversy has recently erupted in the Rock, Paper, Scissors pro circuit as a subset of players are now insisting…
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Tyler Schmall
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NEW HORIZONS — Dodo Airlines employee and CEO Orville came forward earlier this week with a statement pleading for a…
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Pat Cavanaugh
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Eeek! You wish to know about A Bug's Life? What a wretched film. Such horror. Repugnance! Good heavens. Watching it,…
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Joe Tilleli
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WYNNEWOOD, Okla. — Local Big the Cat owner and G.W. Zoo founder, Joe Exotic, insists that there is absolutely nothing…
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