Trevor Graham, Author at HARDTIMES

February 20, 2026

You know, I’m not as young as I used to be and even a lot older than I thought I…

January 2, 2026

SAN FRANCISCO — A local crust punk announced plans to set sail on open waters to discover the fabled promised…

December 14, 2025

DENVER — A local mediocre man spent several days feeling proud about himself after outsmarting a housefly that had been…

December 10, 2025

BRANSON, Mo. — A family of four was evicted from the home of twelve years due to a Democrat hoax…

November 26, 2025

PEORIA, Ill. — Local 43-year-old Dan Reynolds lost the ability to verbally communicate with loved ones and is only able…

August 31, 2025

LOS ANGELES — Showrunners for the hit show “Yellowstone” announced that they are planning a new spinoff series that will…

July 4, 2025

WICHITA, Kan. — Local 62-year-old dad Carl Strungis reportedly spends hours glued to The History Channel, absorbing absolutely nothing except…

May 7, 2025

BOSTON — Local liberal Brian Mullins, who is boycotting any company that he sees as supporting a fascist regime, spends…

March 14, 2025

DULUTH, Minn. — The massive tech billionaire-run oligarchy suffered a devastating blow today as local account coordinator and frisbee golf…

March 8, 2025

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local 42-year-old punk Chet Roberts, who has spent the last 27 years living day-to-day in suspended teenage…