Trevor Graham, Author at HARDTIMES

November 26, 2025

PEORIA, Ill. — Local 43-year-old Dan Reynolds lost the ability to verbally communicate with loved ones and is only able…

August 31, 2025

LOS ANGELES — Showrunners for the hit show “Yellowstone” announced that they are planning a new spinoff series that will…

July 4, 2025

WICHITA, Kan. — Local 62-year-old dad Carl Strungis reportedly spends hours glued to The History Channel, absorbing absolutely nothing except…

May 7, 2025

BOSTON — Local liberal Brian Mullins, who is boycotting any company that he sees as supporting a fascist regime, spends…

March 14, 2025

DULUTH, Minn. — The massive tech billionaire-run oligarchy suffered a devastating blow today as local account coordinator and frisbee golf…

March 8, 2025

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local 42-year-old punk Chet Roberts, who has spent the last 27 years living day-to-day in suspended teenage…

March 6, 2025

WASHINGTON — President Trump commented on the appearance of the Statue of Liberty calling it a “six, at best” during…

February 15, 2025

LOS ANGELES — Local punk Corey Lambert awoke in the middle of the night in a cold sweat after realizing…

February 6, 2025

NEW YORK — A groundbreaking new study from Columbia University seemingly proves that the sound of music abruptly ending with…

February 2, 2025

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local 43-year-old Craig Peterson entered a new phase of life where he lets out an involuntary groan…