Couple Way Too Hot To Be Punk
LOS ANGELES — A young couple recently sighted at a local punk show was deemed way too attractive to actually…
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Trevor Graham
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Man Watches ‘V for Vendetta’ To Experience Complete Fantasy About a Person Who Does Something Against Fascism
TEANECK, N.J. — Local man Derek Logan watched the 2005 film “V for Vendetta” to experience the completely fictional story…
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World War II Veteran Still Suffering From Hitler Derangement Syndrome
CHICAGO — A veteran who fought in World War II still continues to have “Hitler Derangement Syndrome” to this day,…
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Nice! This Non-Alcoholic IPA Tastes Just as Disgusting as Normal One
You know, I’m not as young as I used to be and even a lot older than I thought I…
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Crust Punk Sets Sail for Fabled Promised Land of Pacific Garbage Patch
SAN FRANCISCO — A local crust punk announced plans to set sail on open waters to discover the fabled promised…
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Local Man Proud of Self For Outsmarting Housefly
DENVER — A local mediocre man spent several days feeling proud about himself after outsmarting a housefly that had been…
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Family Evicted from Home by Democrat Hoax
BRANSON, Mo. — A family of four was evicted from the home of twelve years due to a Democrat hoax…
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Local Man Only Able to Express Emotion Using “I Think You Should Leave” GIFs
PEORIA, Ill. — Local 43-year-old Dan Reynolds lost the ability to verbally communicate with loved ones and is only able…
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New “Yellowstone” Spinoff to Be Shot Entirely Inside of Dodge Ram 3500 Longhorn
LOS ANGELES — Showrunners for the hit show “Yellowstone” announced that they are planning a new spinoff series that will…
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Conservative Dad Who Exclusively Watches History Channel Learns Nothing From It
WICHITA, Kan. — Local 62-year-old dad Carl Strungis reportedly spends hours glued to The History Channel, absorbing absolutely nothing except…
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