I don’t mean to align myself with the rabble of conspiracy theorists and blithering malcontents filling up your feed and…
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It’s come to my attention that many of you think that I’m some kind of an idiot. Well, I’d say…
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If there’s one thing this country loves to do, it’s bandy around the word ‘toxic,’ and I submit to you…
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Why is it so goddamn difficult to get the state to assist in a human's death? We literally shoot horses…
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SEATTLE — Punk band Hot Ghost Bingo Host, who has achieved success with their recent debut album “Optional Requirements,” is…
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Look, I'm no detective. I lack the intelligence, training, qualifications, and decency to perform such a job — much like…
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump is preparing to deliver a speech entitled, “I Have an Even Better Dream, Possibly the…
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Price gouging for streaming services has reached a point of absurdity. That’s why I broadened my horizons for what I…
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While everyone is sounding the alarms about AI’s unregulated overreach by evil technocrats and the annoying rabble of eco-conscious peaceniks…
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At The Hard Times, we’re constantly confronting the existential quandaries that come with aging. Perhaps you, too, have resorted to…
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