Samuel Abraham, Author at HARDTIMES

March 31, 2026

NEW YORK — Millions of Americans were crushed after realizing that the Food Network’s “Beat Bobby Flay” was just a…

March 22, 2026

SAN FRANCISCO — The absolute worst person you know has unfortunately happened upon the phrase “living my truth” and is…

March 20, 2026

SAN DIEGO — Conclusive findings emerging from multiple long-term observational studies have shed new light on the habits of anteaters,…

February 24, 2026

I don’t mean to align myself with the rabble of conspiracy theorists and blithering malcontents filling up your feed and…

February 17, 2026

It’s come to my attention that many of you think that I’m some kind of an idiot. Well, I’d say…

February 7, 2026

If there’s one thing this country loves to do, it’s bandy around the word ‘toxic,’ and I submit to you…

February 5, 2026

Why is it so goddamn difficult to get the state to assist in a human's death? We literally shoot horses…

January 31, 2026

SEATTLE — Punk band Hot Ghost Bingo Host, who has achieved success with their recent debut album “Optional Requirements,” is…

January 28, 2026

Look, I'm no detective. I lack the intelligence, training, qualifications, and decency to perform such a job — much like…

January 19, 2026

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump is preparing to deliver a speech entitled, “I Have an Even Better Dream, Possibly the…